Dora's World

Playing around

by Doralene @ 18. 08. 08 – 21:40:53

Ok, catch you guys later; now the burden has gone going to play around with Photoshop tonight; haven't done that for ages

See ya

Shes gone... she's gone... she's really, really gone... (insert happy dance).

Usually one of the girls cries when the inlaws go, but not this time; neither of them has even mentioned them again this arvo (pretty bad when a 4yr old and 6 yr old get sick of ya).

Now I'm gunna run round the house and undo everything she has done, without asking if it was ok with me!

10 Mother in law jokes

by Doralene @ 16. 08. 08 – 21:02:43

1. Q: What's the difference between a catfish and a MIL?

A: One's a scum sucking bottom dweller, and the other one is a fish!

2. I wouldn't say that my MIL was ugly, but every time she puts on lipstick, it tries to crawl back into the tube.

3. Q: What do you have when your MIL is covered in concrete up to her shoulders?

A: Too little concrete!

4. A guy brings his dog into the vet and says, "Could you please cut my dog's tail off?" The vet examines the tail and says, "There is nothing wrong. Why would you want this done?" The man replies, "My MIL is coming to visit, and I don't want anything in the house to make her think that she is welcome!"

5. I bought my MIL a chair for Christmas, but she wouldn't plug it in.

6. A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing; and the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. "Love dress? But you're naked!" " My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me." The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually. "Needs ironing," he said.

7. A "rag and bone man" came to my MIL's house and said, "Excuse me missus, have you got any old beer bottles you can let me have?" At this, she indignantly replied, "Do I look as if I drink beer?" At this he said, "Sorry love, I suppose not. But, perhaps you have got some old vinegar bottles then?"

8. Q: Why do they bury mothers-in-law 18 feet down, when everyone else is buried 6 feet down?

A: Because, deep down, they really are very nice people.

9. Two lifeguards are working together on a beach when one of them notices sharks circling a woman who has drifted out a little too far. He begins to get up to race to her rescue when the other lifeguard grabs his arm and holds him back.
The first lifeguard says,"Why are you holding me back? We have to go save that woman!"
To which the other replies, "Don't worry. That woman is my mother-in-law."
"Are you trying to kill her?"
"Although the idea may be tempting, that is not my intent. Just watch."
With that, the sharks organize themselves beneath the woman, and ride her on their backs all the way to shore, safely depositing her.
"What in the world gave you the notion that would happen," asked the first lifeguard.
"Professional courtesy."

10. Q: Why would you rather deal with a vicious dog than your mother-in-law?

A: A vicious dog eventually lets go!

Early morning

by Doralene @ 12. 08. 08 – 07:33:27

Errrrgggg... what am I doing awake at 6am... I did wake up earlier, but have only just managed to drag my toosh out of bed... It's too early...

Although on the up side it is a rather mild 4 degrees, unlike yesterday when it was 2 degrees at 9am (but then it did snow in Orange yesterday). I am so done with winter now. It's just not fun anymore... well not that it was fun to start with, but if it had been, it sure as hell isn't anymore.

Might get miss 6 off to school and maybe have a lay down for awhile; then try to clean this train wreck that I call a home.

Catch ya later guys...

Going to bed early

by Doralene @ 11. 08. 08 – 21:49:40

Ok, might go to bed early tonight. He's on night shift this week, and has been in bed since 11am this morning (it's 9.30pm now); so it's time to kick his friggin arse out. Jeezus how much sleep does one person need; even doing shift work.

Might take my library books back tomorrow and find something worth reading as well. It's hell going to bed at night and not being able to read anything.

Night, night :wave:

Think I'm getting better

by Doralene @ 07. 08. 08 – 11:33:55

Think I'm starting to get better. About bloody time!

I'm just so hungry this morning. Don't suppose I've eaten a whole lot in the last week (except for the mucus sliding down the back of my throat) and boy is my stomach letting me know today.

Jeez, reckon I could murder a great big piece of medium rare beef steak... drool... drool.

Oh god, I'm watching a Rachel Allen cooking show... oh hell my tummy hurts... I'm sooooo hungry... but then if I go out to the kitchen, it's cold out there... and it's warm in here (not a tight b*tch anymore; heater has hardly been off the last few days)... oh what to do, what to do.

I have had breakfast this morning... my tummy shouldn't be giving me these problems... doesn't it realise that the next ice age has already arrived outside of this loungeroom (stupid stomach).

Hmmm, will have to ponder my problem a little longer

Smell ya later

by Doralene @ 06. 08. 08 – 23:08:25

Grrr... that didn't last long...

Got my sense of smell back earlier today, after an absence of 3 days (tell ya what; it help clean up the girls spew when ya can't smell it, lol) and I was quite happy with it's return.

Well I just made myself some mushroom and bacon soup which I managed to taste for the first two soup spoons full... it's gone again... my sense of smell that is... it's like drinking hot water with lumps in it... this is a damn flu with a vengence

Revenge of the goo

by Doralene @ 03. 08. 08 – 20:38:01

Oh God!!!

My nose won't stop running and I feel like I want to scratch the roof of my mouth, and inside my nose simultaneously, with a wire brush. I've got so much mucus in my head and chest that I can hear it sloshing around and my ears are blocked and sore.

A moan and a groan

by Doralene @ 03. 08. 08 – 19:45:40

Errgggg... I've got a touch of a sore throat today; and sneezing as well; think I've got a cold coming on. And everything aches; my arms, my hips, my legs... it's awful... nag... nag... moan... moan.

Miss6 isn't well either. She got up this morning and told me she had, had an accident. I thought she meant she had wet the bed, so I wasn't in too much of a hurry to change it. I went in a little later today to change her sheets and air out her mattress; no what she meant was that she had thrown up all over her bed!!! Oh bugger!!! What a mess... I didn't even smell it. Yeah, this is what I feel like doing today; changing spewy bed linen. Poor little thing was too scared to tell me because she has an excursion with school tomorrow and doesn't want me to keep her home.

Ok, better get a wiggle on as it's tubby time for the tin lids...

Outta Here

by Doralene @ 01. 08. 08 – 20:32:28

Ok, not gunna play on the computer tonight. Got myself a 6pk of Strong bow sweet (although I can only drink a couple at one go), hubby has been called into work early and the girls are in bed a bit earlier than normal.

Return to Haunted Hill is on Austar tonight; so since I've never seen it before I'm gunna have a look see. If it turn out to be utter crap, I'm gunna put Sweeny Todd with Johnny Depp on.

Ok, it's gunna start soon, so I'm outta here :wave: